The most horrid, over rated, worst holiday of the year. I despise Valentines Day. I just do I hate it. The only good thing about it is Chocolate. I really like chocolate. I mean TV always makes Valentines Day out to be something spectacular. But even if you do all that stuff how could you top that next year. I've been blaring my depressing music and Beatles love songs all day. Ahh the sadness of my life. Don't worry I wont bitch to you about it. And if you have some significant other: don't really care about the awesomeness of your Valentines Day. I've got an excruciating chocolate headache right now. Oooh Big Bang Theory tonight! I get to watch the Valentines Day episode of Wings. So it's not all a bust. Sorry about not posting but 1) My internet's been down and it's hard to post if you y'know... can't and 2) I have had nothing to post about NOTHING!!!! I'm gonna go lie down, take a Tylenol, and think about how great life is.
-MaggieG, Evil Goblin Overlady.
(P. S. This song is just great has nothing to do with today. Well except heard it today listen:
How perfectly depressing. I also dislike Valentine's day, but for a slightly different reason. I miss the sugar highs I got every Valentine's day in elementary school. Valentine's day and Halloween were the times I got the most candy. Those poor elementary school teachers. Now everyone just comes to me with relationship woes. I have no idea what to say or do but seriously? You choose Valentine's day to break up or get all emotional and touchy? Why? I really don't care, so happy relationship troubles world!
ReplyDeleteAnd that, my friend is why you'd be a horrible therapist. Still, overrated holiday right?
DeleteI'd be a delightful therapist. All my patients would be cured in a single session. "You want to kill yourself because your boyfriend broke up with you? Be my guest. There's the window, and this is the fifth floor. Next!"
ReplyDeleteAnd that is why you'd be a horrible therapist.
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