Thursday, 11 July 2013

Phantom (Demon) Poodle

So as we were leaving the opera we decided to stop and grab a soda (which isn't helping the overlady's dentist induced headache.) And my mother, The Dame Margaret, saw a black poodle. Unfortunately, attempts to see the dog again proved futile and it was lost. Whether it was a phantom or demon remains unknown. (HFS wanted me to put this down.)

-MaggieG, Evil Goblin Overlady


  1. High Functioning Sociopath12 July 2013 at 00:54 was a lot more amusing around the time you were going into laughing fits because you made sideburns and a moustache out of baby wipes. Let me retelling it, please. So, we were laughing our guts out when the Dame Margaret told us to look at the black poodle. When we looked up it wasn't there. Just gone. Poof! So while she tried to convince us that a black poodle with a poodle cut and a woman just disappeared into thin air after a moment of existance, we argued about calling it a devil poodle or a phantom poodle. I think phantom is better because the thing disappeared, and its not like it grew horns and had red eyes. Phantom fits better.

    1. Okay, first off, you suck still. Second, you didn't see the dog. How would you know it wasn't a demon? (If only I could edit your comment.)

    2. Again, language. Again, in the first sentence. It's Mindanao repetitive. Try something like Thou art as shameful as a worm ridden beast, cast out from its home by fat ponies. And phantom just sounds better.

    3. High Functioning Sociopath12 July 2013 at 01:08

      It didn't put my name. Sad.

    4. I. Am. Sorry okay. I'm am tired!

  2. High Functioning Sociopath12 July 2013 at 01:16

    Sleep Hun. Judging by the baby wipe moustache you were making, I would say it's past your bedtime dear.


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