Friday, 12 July 2013

What is Wrong With This Fandom?

Cumberbitches. There I typed it. The newest fandom I am aware of. Keep your Sherlockians, your Trekkies, your Whovians, your Rebels. Women of today are Cumberbitches.

Come. On. You have got to be kidding me. Cumberbitches? Really? ANYONE could have come up with something better. ANYONE.

Okay I found a quote on this matter:
"Do any of those words make sense to you? They might, if you’re among the almost 37,000 members of “the most glorious and elusive society for the appreciation of the high cheekboned, blue eyed sexbomb that is Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch,”
This quote was in an article I read on the matter. Now I love Cumberbatch. I really do. He's right up there in my adoration spectrum I just don't fawn over him around people. Just in private while I re-watch 'A Study in Pink' for the gazillionth time. But nonetheless I could have come up with a better fandom name. Which is why HFS and I have decided to start the 'I am Sherlocked' revolution. Starting now we are on a mission to eradicate the word 'Cumberbitch' from the Earth, (hey we're ambitious.) So today ladies of the highly esteemed Goblin High Court. When you go out today or go onto twitter. Don't identify as a 'Cumberbitch' instead say 'I am Sherlocked' because that HAS to be beter somehow. (Tweeting it works too.)

This has to be better.

-MaggieG, Evil Goblin Overlady

P.S. I found a swell name online 'Benaddicts'! It's great!


  1. High Functioning Sociopath12 July 2013 at 00:59

    Cumberpeople? Really? Cucumbers sounds better at this point. Keep thinking of logical and smarticles sounding names people, because I feel sorry for poor eggs Benedict.... The food puns are begging to be written.

    1. Hey 'Cumberpeople' was suggested by him but its STUPID! Cucumbers does actually sound better yeah. The food puns are bad but I'm laughing all the same.


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